Easy fix:
- Find the person who introduced this
- Wait until the moment they go live with this
- Cause an emergency that involves said person
- Problemo solved
People need to police their neighborhoods. Using AI as the touchpoint for routing emergencies sends a really clear message; the cops aren’t prioritizing the public safety aspect of their job. But then again, acab exists because they’ve always prioritized the power of the state and the financially connected.
They know New Orleans is on borrowed time but they don’t want to spend money helping people and businesses relocate so they will just kill New Orleans off.

There will be plenty of lawsuits in the Red Run Louisiana Oblast.
Setting aside the obvious, what’s the worst that can happen?
The people responding to emergencies will be notified by AI slop with no human filter.
I said, “setting aside the obvious!” Besides that issue and a handful of others, it should be fine.
Aside from the fact that it obviously won’t work worth a shit, I guess nothing?
Capitalism creating situations that won’t outright be responsible for murder, but will definitely increase deaths among vulnerable people.
Evolution selecting for good capitalists.
Fucking disgusting. The people making these decisions should be responsible for every person this causes harm too.
People will die.
That’s the point. It’s cheaper than dealing with what is coming.
Yeah but it’s just poor people so who cares. Look at the sweet pool the AI company bought whoever approved this!
Sounds like tiered classes of privatized healthcare is well under way. Platinum trauma team subscriptions are getting closer.
Yeah, rich people call 10-1-1. LOL.
AIneOneOne: I understand your concern that you had an accident and hit a tree — a lost limb hurts, but did you know that oak trees are are hosts to more caterpillar species than any other species in North America?
[Waning consciousness] …help…
Sure! I can help you with that!
One of the most fascinating facts about oak trees is that they function almost like wildlife restaurants—especially for caterpillars, which are essential food for birds and many other animals.Here are some useful facts:
🌳 Oaks are the No. 1 caterpillar-producing plant genus in North America. Ecologist Doug Tallamy and colleagues compiled host-plant records and found that oaks (Quercus) support more species of caterpillars than any other plant genus.
🐛 In the Mid-Atlantic alone, oaks support about 557 species of caterpillars. That’s [wall of text][Death]
Would you like to learn more about the different species of oak around the world?
I predict a dramatic increase in the number of suicides. Specifically among those desperately calling 911 for help.
But higher satisfaction from those calling 911 for cookie recipes!
What could possibly go wrong?
what’s the polymarket over/under for how many people have to die before they roll this back?
What kind of stupid politician is claiming to be working as the people’s representative with this policy?
If anyone bothered to read the article, it’s not nearly as stupid as it sounds. That’s not to say it’s a good idea, just that not nearly as dumb as people are making it out to be.
It’s designed specifically to handle multiple callers who are calling about existing/known incidents, as a tool to relieve human operators, and simply gather additional details, or provide information to the callers.
So while I can’t say that I’m in favor of it, the actual scope of deployment is much different than what the headline would have you believe.








