UNOFFICIAL SPEZ

We do not need Google because people will always look on Reddit before anywhere else.

We will know everything you do, where you are, and we will show you what we want you to desire.

We just want you to know that you are better than any moderator/admin/developer. We want to give you some money, in the hope we get more money from Gold and your info.

Red means more REDdit ads and stuff. They are more likely to give me money.

If you are listening to these people, join Reddit again. I will harvest all of the data FOR YOUR BENEFIT! You want a free Reddit, right? Well then, Support this change. Privacy is dead.

Gasl-… I mean MARKETING!

credit scores will not be affected by the nonsensical protests, it would only affect the protesters.

This is a decision to only let those stupid enough to pay for premium enjoy the site