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Oh I’m just the cleaning guy, so I don’t really know how to code it myself. We laid off all the developers three weeks ago.

Not only just out there. I am regenerating your spaghetti code into a new context with copilot 🧑‍✈️ Your (ai-regenerated) code will be driving our military nuclear launch code base! Congratulations!

I mean but this should save me some hassle from my current clock that I need to adjust every 10 billion years.

I used to be a stage and studio musician, and I still use customs outside of that context. I’m just saying that if I’m talking to someone about casual listening, there’s no way I’m specifying “IEMs” over “earbuds”. IMO same kind of energy as saying “I used my Arch desktop” when you could say “I used my computer”

Basically earbuds, but if someone uses the acronym outside the context of stage or studio work, they are trying to tell everyone that they only use earbuds that are qUaLitY

The thing I hate is that all these airline screens usually default to “on”, and people tend to leave defaults. I’m a tall person, and can usually see a large number of the screens in front of me. So if I’m on a night flight, even if I don’t intend to sleep, the only way to not be blinded by dozens of ads for a few hours is to bring a sleep mask.

Not the part you’re inside, hopefully 🤞

tfw your space shuttle is designed to burn up in the atmosphere

Yeah, but is their compute called a Gigafactory? I didn’t think so.

Siri was already behind the competition from its initial launch. I get the sneaking suspicion this will be an r1 with better ergonomics.

I deleted my Amazon account a couple years ago and haven’t looked back. Everyone has their own needs, but I’m just letting you know: it can be done!

Haha can’t run R1 on an iPhone. Take that Apple. Absolute gamechanger.

Wait is this not satire?

Ya, but if you do that, how are we supposed to make money off you on a monthly basis after you already bought the product?

fyi the mentioned app they’re working on is already available in limited release: https://www.beeper.com/

FWIW, I would prefer to use iOS, but instead use GrapheneOS (ungoogled android) specifically because I want sideloading.

fwiw I had good customer support experience when I accidentally signed up for the wrong plan

I didn’t realize NYC has a physical Juneshine location. So I got a flight… and a Juneshine cocktail…

Is my explaintion ok? The hard kombucha was… harder than I anticipated

As a software developer who has worked with a lot of symbols and emoji… PLEASE DON’T DO THIS.

Software doesn’t all handle these symbols the same way, and without tech knowledge (or even with) , it’s very possible to not be able to log in easily. I’m kinda drunk rn, but I’ll try to explain as simply as I can…

For example… skintone emojis are actually two characters, a face and a skin tone modifier. I think those ones are always two characters but some of these “multi-char” characters can be normalized into a single character. But not everyone handles this the same way. For example, Safari might normalize the emoji, but Firefox might treat it as two separate characters… And this would probably make your password not match. But basically… text has lots of edge cases; I’d advise to use normal passwords please (also maybe a password manager)