• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
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    5 hours ago

    It’s not gambling, we’re just placing bets on statistical outcomes from which the winners are awarded money.

    Babe, I didn’t cheat; I just fucked another woman

    It’s not a war, we’re just bombing and shooting each other for control over territory and resources.

    I’m not drinking, I’m merely consuming an alcoholic beverage.

    • TehPers@beehaw.org
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      3 hours ago

      I’m not driving under the influence, I’m travelling under the influence.

      These people are just sovereign citizens with a lot more money.