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FARNSWORTH:
Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.FRY: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
FARNSWORTH: Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
Edit: Sorry I’m not sure why my comment was added as a reply to the parent comment.
between zero and one.
between one and zero
That is by a wide margin the one I quote the most, just after it is “Oh my no.”
I quote “Tell them I hate them” all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.
From Fry and the Slurm Factory
You changed the outcome by observing it!
No fair!
Came here to find this one haha
I really like the little detail that in the shot after, the planet express ship is leaving and the professor can be seen walking around in a dome flayling his arms and looking angry.
We call the top roost of our cat castle The Angry Dome. She only gets up there when she is bonkers with the zoomies.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Not sure whether this is my favorite but it sure is the one I most relate to lately.
I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.
Professor Farnsworth: You can’t just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It’s a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I’ve never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.
Leela: Then we’ll need a guide, someone who’s been there before.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I’ve been there. Lots of times. [laughs maniacally]
What’s the matter compressor?
Nothing’s the matter, now that I fixed the matter compressor.
This might be my most favorite joke in all of TV in the history of the universe.
It pops up in my head randomly like once a month and it always makes me chuckle.
Farnsworth: “Remember to take your anti-pressure pills everyone!”
Fry: “I can’t swallow this!”
Farnsworth: “Good news! It’s a suppository!”
Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you’ve gone too far.
“So that’s what things would be like if I’d invented the fing-longer.”
A man can dream…
Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It’s just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!
“And here’s where I keep assorted lengths of wire.”
“To shreds you say? How’s his wife holding up? To shreds you say?”
“I can, but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!”
this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he’ll be lucky if he has any bones left
