The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
Lol I missed that one, good line. Was it with the penguins?
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
Another of the best lines
My mantra for life.
The supreme rulers are hardly known by their subjects.
The lesser are loved and praised.
The even lesser are feared.
The least are despised.
Those who show no trust will not be trusted.
Those who are quiet value the words.
When their task is completed, people will say:
We did it ourselves.
–Tao Te Ching, Chapter 17
Wow, thanks I’ve got some reading to do.
That book changed my life.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
😀😦😀😦😀😦
This one regularly works its wait into my daily speech
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
That’s not an astronaut, that’s a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
I died doing what I loved!
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
“If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!”
"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?" ―Zapp "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"" ―KiffDon’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!
They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!
Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But…
Once And For All.No I’m… doesn’t!
