They ain’t gonna optimize shit, they’ll tell us to turn on DLSS/FSR/XeSS to exceed 20-30 FPS, or for just $59.99 a month here’s time limited access to a streaming computer that can run at decent framerate (no games included)

Micro$lop, why not both

“This bitcoin thing is too niche and low value to be worth figuring out”

“I know we said Windows 10 would be the last version of Windows you’d need, but we really mean it this time with Windows 11. Introducing our new operating system… Compost, I mean, Copilot!”

Not beating the cancer/parasite allegations

IIRC the initial response to extremely valid criticism of the video was also terrible, and they threw the video host under the bus for a rushed video that should’ve never been produced under the circumstances it was (granted he was part of the terrible response to criticism)

this whole thread:

This is extra funny to me since I just re-watched this episode the other day

Being the weak link in information security, just another job AI is taking from humans

and the clock appears just about to strike 1:54

Microslop Coslopit

You must be a very generous person, that’s worth way more than what dude asked for

Microsoft: Let’s have it rebuild our most well known product from the ground up!

Well, I expect it’ll be exciting, one way or another.

This gives the curse “may you live in interesting times” vibes

Good thing Google has removed links to this site I had never previously heard of, now I’ll definitely not end up on this Sci Hub ^{by accident}

I agree with the sentiment but I don’t know that I’ve really noticed it as an issue here

I imagined it as being offered in place of the onion soup from your comment.

“I’ll have the onion soup.”

“Is Pepsi okay?”

“Uh no. Can I get the clam chowder?”

“Is Pepsi okay?”

“What? No, no Pepsi. I’ll just have a French dip with au jus.”

“Is Pepsi okay?”

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt