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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Might as well have been written by an alien

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Might as well have been written by an alien

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

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      // This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
      // STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
      fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
      ...
      
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        That ... at the end made me think there was more code and my client was refusing to show it to me no matter what I did.

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    Document your code. Or even better in many cases, write more self-documenting code.

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    Is this going to activate the StarGate?

  • vampira@lemmy.eco.br
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    If I get off my computer for an hour and come back I’m already unable to recognize my code lol

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