So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
I still own an original copy of Kung Fu Master for Commodore 64 on cassette. Yes you may prostrate before me.
(It’s got Rambo: First Blood Part II on the flipside:)
I can make you a copy if you want and if you have an empty full length cassette and a boombox with dual cassette decks… (Fo’ a dolla…)
This is the most infuriating bullshit of all. MotherFUCKER doesn’t respect my authoritah!!
Is gpedit even included in retail/OEM windows licenses these days? The vast majority of users wouldn’t know how to do that anyway, hell it’s a swamp even for power users.
You know, when an OS out of the box needs hours of disabling invasive bullshit on first boot, maybe the OS is kind of a problem.
I know switching isn’t an alternative for all, hell, even disabling bullshit isn’t possible for everyone but for those who can here’s a script to manage the most blatant fuckery:
https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat.git
From the description: “A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customize, declutter and improve your Windows experience. Win11Debloat works for both Windows 10 and Windows 11.”
HOW TO:
Go to link.
Click green download button > download .ZIP
Right click the downloaded file: choose extract all.
Open folder, double click Win11Debloat.ps1
Follow instructions.
Lord over family and friends about being a l33t h4ck3r.
It’s well used and vetted. If you need help with instructions let me know in comments.
Honestly, that’s not a half bad idea at this point. Maybe we all should. Just shut it all down.
Nature is healing
That article is in dire need of basic editing.
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Thank god we have these people on our side! Eternal love to the CCC!
Diana Ross nooooo!
Roll Tatties!
Roll a tatty?
What phones?
There are no phones.
Are you still talking about those phones?
Biden stole the phones.
Why aren’t there being lawsuits filed for this? This has got to be illegal, isn’t it? I know I’m being naive, but why, how?
You think they don’t? Money talks. Look just at what Elon is doing in the UK political landscape, funding right wing extremists. Don’t forget these people own both traditional and social media. With AI this shit is about to get really fucking dark. Fascism is surging all across Europe, it’s a genuine and acute threat.
Wishful thinking. They’re disease ridden ticks that burrow themselves deep into the flesh of democracy and they don’t leave willingly nor quietly. We need to excise them.
They will outsource our leisure time to the robots so that we can stay at work forever, and the robots stay at home and fuck our wives.
I don’t think they need to “win” any elections at all anymore. It won’t matter who the repugs put up as a candidate, they will win. If a democrat wins in 2028 and there is a peaceful transition of power, I will never again claim any even borderline conspiratorial shit in my life, and so I swear.
And do they also have late stage syphilis? Why is nobody talking about that one, it’s obvious. The patchy hair loss, the blemishes, the cognitive decline, the bizarre thick facial makeup. You know why the French covered their faces and hands with that thick white lead based paint back in the 1700s and wore wigs? Because of syphilis.
It fits the timeline perfectly if you consider how he was living in the 80’s-90’s, and how obviously he would never go have it checked out because he’s a narcissistic piece of dumb shit.
(It also tangentially explains Trump’s bizarre emotional affiliation with the late great Alphonse Capone)
4chan played a non-insignificant part in getting MAGA in power. It always attracted throngs of alt-right morons who dominated the political discourse. Back when nazis were afraid to speak about their beliefs in public, the Internet quickly became their breeding ground and base of operations. They got in very early, and were always very good at dominating and influencing online sentiment.
Hold on while I use AI to create an image of a dog in a funny hat!