

I once knew a guy that got a job by telling dick jokes on a forum. Got hired to work on some internal newsletter at Microsoft.


I once knew a guy that got a job by telling dick jokes on a forum. Got hired to work on some internal newsletter at Microsoft.


Oh, oh, my turn: I was fired on my first day of FMLA for a mental break caused by the ongoing discrimination at my workplace. Woohoo!
Edited to add: your job is protected for 12 months on FMLA. Your specific position is protected for 3 months after which they either have to give you a job, but not necessarily the same position you were in previously.


West. There’s gold in them thar hills!


How many Starbucks stores do they need in one office building?


Did they check the couch cushions?


Free WiFi!


Just realized I was posting a reddit habit on a lemmy thread about reddit…


Happy cake day


Modgoloid is great.


Covid made me a hair farmer.


seeking explicit compatibility with Lotus
I need a shower.


What, you don’t always work with 16 digit numbers that are automatically truncated? What could go wrong? We don’t use 16 digit numbers for anything, really./
It’s hard to believe that’s still a thing but it is!


Engineering for water related stuff is stupid when you live on a planet made of earth, duh. You don’t drive or internet underwater!


16 digit numbers
Still


Didn’t go down at my house the other day and my fiber line is still laying in the yard waiting to be buried.


At this point I’d settle for a bezoar.


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People can’t recur.
You’re not the boss of me!
I hope the best for you, friend, speedy (yet comolete!) recovery and all.