Get a grip

If anything, this indicates that restaurants should be forced to print menus so it’s as annoying and inconvenient as possible to raise prices.

See? Pixel devices are nothing but a trip to the lemon grove, but people with debilitating chronic ass pain tearfully refuse to accept that they wasted their money on GETBRAND. I take those downvotes as an unofficial census confirming how many people don’t know ball.

People who use stock ROMs choose to suffer, just like people who choose to buy a Pixel that will either come unglued, push components through the display, or just constantly overheat.

This would be sad if Pixel phones were worth buying, instead of being far inferior to midrange Motorola devices in battery life and performance while costing well over twice as much.

Watch versions as close as possible to the original theatrical versions of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Don’t even bother watching anything else with the words “Star Wars” on it, life’s too short to sit around watching boring, shitty media that wastes your time. Can’t say I recommend almost any of the novels, either.

Tankie begone

HTPC + wireless mouse

All other solutions are memes.

LineageOS on the other hand you have to do a boatload of stuff to de-Google it.

???

LineageOS doesn’t come with Google Play Services on board at all, you have to flash it (or MicroG) if you want it. Why just make shit up?

Britain did that, British North America was sitting quietly in the back seat playing Pokemon by that point.

Remind me again what Russia did with your country the instant it got the chance?

Oh sorry I didn’t realize you were genuinely nuts.

I wonder what their actual goal is? Because actually posing a real, material threat to American economic hegemony results in your country experiencing regime change and people on forums a decade later arguing about whether you’re dead or in hiding with Elvis and Tupac.

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?

Yes, because it perpetuates demand.

I guarantee you at least 75% of the histrionics are coming from astroturfing competitors.

Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.

In doesn’t matter. Sophisticated models are open-source and have already been forked and archived beyond all conceivable hope of regulation. There’s no going back.

Because it relying entirely on the dominance of the iPhone isn’t really a post-Jobs action. It’s actually the exact opposite: relying entirely on something he captained in order to make sales.