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    1 month ago

    This read like a movie review. I love movie reviews.

    Don’t watch this movie! Died by the second half. My neighbors called SWAT on me cuz the movie script was that bad, the actors completely unlikable, and the direction almost nonexistent. The CGI was not bad if it was 1990s. There was almost no humorous scenes. Just wet paint dripping dialogue by actors that couldn’t fake an emotion or facial expression to save their life.

    Every time a critic dies a little on the inside

    Can’t get enough. The opener is always fresh and hilarious




  • With a little bit more flexibility coulda turned out quite differently

    The question isn’t whether would enjoy it, it’s whether or not would solve the issue.

    Of course, he’d enjoy flamethrowing the PC. So would everyone including you and me and the next guy and his dog if he could work the trigger with his tongue.

    Think about it, if had to fix it with tongue, the flamethrower would be the lesser of two evils

    Be thankful aren’t an animal lacking opposable thumbs and flexible enough with an insatiable urge to lick own butthole













  • Step 1: all software has to be open source

    Step 2: governments, required by law, to fund FOSS projects in their tech stacks. Helped by organizations which trace project funding and lobbying to promote FOSS security by providing funding; a huge incentive to not insert malware

    Step 3: coders are afforded dignity (UBI); given funds geared towards affording a maintenance team. Regardless of country of origin. Vital infrastructure is vital infrastructure. Talent is talent.

    I support this move to Step 1

    Where is the list of pauper gov’ts which force talent to get a job rather than be a talent and then maintain their projects with dignity!

    Those jobs are mostly nonsense. Geared towards wasting our time building:

    • yet another stupid web site

    • yet another stupid smartphone app

    • yet another stupid cloud base server instance