“💩” - Twitter actually, when requested to comment

Those doors will open themselves for them!

Wouldn’t that imply the existence of a ExtensibleMarkupLanguageHypertextTransferProtocolRequestFactorySingleton?

Nobody needs to watch anyone’s console game clips on Twitter.

FTFY

didn’t get permission from the original author

Tell me you don’t know xkcd without saying you don’t know xkcd. These comics are licensed as CC-BY-NC 2.5, which means you are allowed to remix and use them, without explicitly asking for permission, as long as you attribute the original/author (which is given here) and as long as you do it non-commercially (which is given for this post IMHO).

Yes

We noticed you bought a fridge yesterday. Are you interested in these fridges, too?

So… like Amazon Yesterday Shipping?

enforcing things like the EU

You mean like “client side scanning of all media you send via any (chat) app before encryption and sending all media that might trigger $algorithm to the police”? Yes, it happens only if you consented to it, but good luck using those apps without giving consent…

My processor has a boost clock speed of more than 4Ghz - My display just has to keep up with this, otherwise I wouldn’t be a real gamer!!!111oneeleven