WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]

When has north Korea not been the voice of reason

First downed by anything other than normal operation and bad design

They keep talking about running fucking Kamala Harris again. Last dipshit poll i saw on reddit had them choosing her or Buttigieg Just fucking kill us already

here’s an idea but maybe if you can’t tell the difference then it doesn’t fucking matter

it’d be nice if the chinese scammers would just label it vegan honey though so i can start putting it into shit at work

how to tell you’re an insufferable asshole: you double down on things like “it was just a joke bro” about writing about jerking off into someone’s socks

I didn’t even realize that was an OP original slammer i quoted but if you don’t realize how the quoted line is way less funny and more gross than you think it is then im sorry for every woman in your life having to tolerate you

why even leave reddit if you’re just going to bring it with you

You wouldn’t steal the socks from your best friends sister, then sniff ‘em and jerk off into them and put them back into her laundry basket. Except we all did. At least, I did.

are you a fucking moron

It is antisemitic to denounce Israels right to exist.

It’s not “antisemitic” to say a country that only exists because Zionists in the British government convinced others to partition the ottoman empire and specifically create that country “as a national home for the Jewish people” (weird, sounds ethno statey, but don’t worry, they totally promised not to infringe on the rights of the natives) has no right to exist

Like you are an absolute fucking pig shit for brain moron if you think it’s “antisemitic”

Iirc it’s literally even against the fucking Jewish religion for them to return to Israel before their whatever messianic figure appears. Israel itself is antisemitic! (To say nothing of the fact that Palestinians are a semitic people, but i guess Israeli fascists pushing them into the sea is fine)

hey how does it feel being fascist and apparently unaware

“How could the holocaust happen” it’s lanyard wearing nerds like you going um akshually, this is legal

Um akshually sir the fuhrer made it legal so get in the pit. this is good.