normal us vassal state shit

“We investigated our puppet state and found no wrongdoing”

Tax fraud, baby

PUSH IT TO THE LIMITTT

WHO

THE FUCK

WOULDA THUNKIT

Wrong site ya doof

Counterpoint, a majority of the man’s bathrooms in high schools are taken up by vapers and no one can piss anymore

They also broke adding songs to playlists on mobile lmao

Russia is going to strive for world-standard lgbt+ equality initiatives and to implement OGAS for once and for all

They expect one eight of us in the wreckage, brother.

Looks like we found what the next step of Putin’s master plan was

Little does he know this just immortalizes his rank

Fuck it, one struggle

Relevant Onion article

And it was less “stumbling into iraq cause we have no clue what we’re doing” and more “If Halliburton and Raytheon make enough money off of all this they’ll donate enough to my staffers and I that we can all customize our cadillacs” (I recommend season 1 of the podcast Blowback if you wanna take a deeper dive)

Legend has it that u/dessalines is Assimi Goita himself

MUST MAKE DISPROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF TOM AND JERRY SHITPOSTS

MUST POST MEMES OF AN AD FOR MIXUE ICE CITY

MUST UPLOAD 12 GB FOLDER OF BIAOQING IMAGES