I like how he went from the Caesar cut and bland shirt to the style of what current-day 16-20 year old guys are rockin.

And by “like,” I mean that I’m glad he still looks uncanny despite how normal his new style is, because he’s a POS and nobody should sympathize with him.

Nope, still need that training data to sell to self-driving car tech.

I did some digging. It’s a parody finance website that makes it seem like you can invest in falcons and make a blockchain (flockchain) with them. Dig a little further, go to the linked forum, and you’ll see it’s just a community of people shitposting (mostly).

Thank you for this cursed knowledge.

I love it when Apple pushes advertising that touts their focus on privacy… when in reality, they’re breaching user privacy in all the ways that every other company does.

Not at all! I had fun typing out the comment while considering the implications of your comment! :P

Thanks for the good time.

Ah yes, you know so many people that it somehow becomes equivalent to a healthy sample size of the entire human population. Got it.

Soundiiz. I used it to transfer my playlists one by one, for free.

Just to let you know, Tidal is not that great either.

Frequently having issues with downloaded albums, where I go into offline mode, pull up an album, and it says “can’t connect” despite being in offline mode and the album taking up storage space on my phone.

Also, the discovery and new releases sections aren’t very well made.

Yeah, seriously. Did the person you were replying to think the energy that’s powering datacenters was all clean?

Simply turn yourself into cheese and the bridge into pizza, and then the glue will work perfectly!

It’s like when US police kill a pedestrian in a chase and media outlets say “Pedestrian was Struck by Police Car while Officer was Chasing Suspect.”

No, the police car didn’t strike a pedestrian while a police chase was happening. A police officer struck and killed a pedestrian with their vehicle during a reckless chase. The car isn’t an entity that makes decisions.

24 thousand tracker calls in one minute.

That’s impressively gross.

Who’s Steve Jobs?

The site you linked says YouTube pays “$0.0.00069 per view” lol

Didn’t Spotify join Epic’s side in the Epic v Apple lawsuit over the app store?

I also hate being

…forreal? You do realize dealership markups in the past few years have jumped as high as 40%?

https://markups.org

It probably is, a la Ferrari.

I guess your main emission would be tire rubber then, alongside whatever is used to generate the power stored in your car (unless that’s also renewables).

You’re doing good. Or well. Or both?