I will drive a free tesla

🤢

Are there any naturally antagonistic models?

Chew them up for no reason at all. No goal, no scam, just a shitty word salad machine doing what it does.

8 bit I assume

At least 30% of the population will never notice

That was Microsoft. Microslop lacks that ability.

Dooooom

Someone is going to drink it then sweat it back into the air. I doubt its going to get bottled and shipped somewhere else.

Nice

Edge browser now required a GPU with 12Gb VRAM minimum.

OF COURSE YOU CAN RENT GPU CLOUD COMPUTE!

Yea but this way uses 1000x more electricity so its a win-win

Suckers

Duhhhhhhhhh

Every dollar store has a variety pack of “security screw” drivers

“Bell’s early managers sought to limit frivolous telephoning, especially undignified activities like courting or gossiping over the telephone, and to control certain groups of users, like women, children, and servants, who were thought to be particular offenders.”

Good enough is good enough

Black marker works on most plastic

Ow! My Balls!

It goes wrong when you try to convince me that retrocomputing is somehow better than building a reasonably priced new machine.

The solution is to use an old computer?

Sounds like copium