Naja Kaouthia

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

Ah yes I have that on my watch list for later. A wild ride of transparent questions and unhinged, unrelated responses.

I saw this story yesterday and I just cannot fathom HOW. It’s kind of amazing.

Relevant King of the Hill

Legitimately my first thought when I read the headline.

Honestly I was wondering if it would be a better deal than my current apartment lease.

Demerzel? That you?

At least one of them has a conscience. Texas you continue to reinforce my belief that you are a shitty place run by evil people. Jesus wept, these are human beings were talking about here.

I don’t understand why people turn a blind eye to this. Am I naive? Yeah, probably. Am I missing the shades of grey in a many layered and complicated geopolitical situation? Certainly. But what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? How does this continue to be ok?

Water? Like out of the toilet?

Next thing you know we’ll hear about him turning into a vomit zombie.

I admire your level of energy efficiency.

Put me back on the other timeline.