Suprising no one

To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one

Condoms are a thing

You say it’s common knowledge, but in my experience people don’t know this, and in a lot of cases people don’t give a shit

And Facebook is still working very hard to hide stuff like this from people, the reality is that unless you engage on platforms like this or are looking for it you won’t see it

I know, I’m just getting a little tired of people blaming individuals for still using Whatsapp

It was the default before Facebook bought it, switching now is a pain in the ass

Surely this time it won’t crash and burn right?

Yes we know

The problem is “some more storage” can’t be done, the technology doesn’t exist

“When will the greed stop?”

Never

It’s to keep those filthy poors out

Just call it what it is: bribing power

You can’t possibly believe they will actually do this