I don’t know how true it is these days, but it used to be Crossfit

“Your honor, ‘bonerdragon6969420 llc’ has a long and industrious history…”

They aren’t crap at all, stop projecting your opinion as fact.

At worst they’re niche, but provide tangible and easily understandable benefits that you might not care about that others love. That’s like me hating on the newest Samsungs camera, just because I personally don’t value mobile photography.

Your complaints about durabilitu are pretty tied these days, the technology has improved a lot and you can realistically be as careless as you can with any other cell phone. There are valid concerns , such as Samsungs issue with hairline cracking along the hinge, but you can stop parroting points addressed over the past 5 years now.

Mad respect for answering this and not causing an xkcd moment

https://xkcd.com/979/

Nice try hacker man!

What do you mean? Having three seperate settings buttons with options divvyed between them makes perfect sense