GalacticSushi

TempleOS?

If this is the case, my recommendation is to power the server off fully and unplug it before having a priest use holy water to exorcise whatever daemon is causing the problem

If a child uses your computer, you are required by § 1798.501(a)(1) to provide “an accessible interface at account setup” that collects their age. The adduser command does not ask for your age. We recommend not thinking about this.

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Maybe liberation office, or just LibreOffice for short.

I use Mullvad. You can pay with monero and you don’t need to provide any info, no email, phone, or even a username or password. It just generates an account number that serves as your login.