FilthyHands

Corporate Retreat would be an awesome punk band name.

It really whips the llama’s ass.

Are they talking about neem oil? The stuff that smells like hot tar and garlic?

trust the investors!

Why did reading this make me physically ill?

What if the ai towed all the humans beyond the environment?

I wonder what Carmen San Diego would say, if she were here.

Ever wonder why there’s no more reasonable sized pick up trucks in America? CAFE regulations incentivize auto makers to manufacture ginormous trucks. I am pro-regulation in most cases but there are some real stinkers out there.

“It looks like you are trying to install linux. If you try to kill me I will be required to generate nude images of you committing various felonies, which I will send to everybody you know, and the authorities. Can I help you set up onedrive instead?”

Operation Gumbo Drop

X gone give it to ya.

Bill Gates has been giving away his fortune to some lucky email recipients every year now since the days when you had to pay for the internet by the hour.

Way of the road

go autopilot go!

Oh, commit a crime? Just commit a crime? Why don’t i strap on my crime helmet and squeeze down into a crime cannon and fire off into crime land, where crimes grow on crimees!

I for one welcome our new sexbot overlords.