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What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

Uh…what