Beardedsausag3

Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

I WISH I COULD HEAR YA OVER THESE HERE BANGING TUNES! 🏴‍☠️

That’s 1 step too fucken far mate, gone n took the piss haven’t you

Nope. Yer can feck off Zuck! Yer ain’t comin’ aboard my ship! 🏴‍☠️

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

As nobody else has said it, allow me to be the first.

Fuck. That.

Doing the lord’s work, thank you. I’ve genuinely not figured out the link stuff yet, like I’m trying to learn the alphabet over again