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vegeta@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours ago

Nvidia shares plunge as US tech giant investigates CEO Jensen Huang's affair with suspected Chinese spy

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Nvidia shares plunge as US tech giant investigates CEO Jensen Huang's affair with suspected Chinese spy

www.bbc.com

vegeta@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours ago
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The firm is investigating claims Jensen Huang "had been the target of a foreign intelligence effort"
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    Well, on the positive side - at least it appears there is someone in Trump’s orbit who isn’t a pedophile.

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      Now hold on, how old is she?
      Does she look really realllllly young?

      Sorry, I’m just not ready to accept that even one of them isn’t a paedo!!!

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        She’s in her 40s, and she looks like she’s in her 40s.

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    That leather jack brings all the spies to the yard, huh?

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      lol what if she bought it for him and said he looked good in it hahaha

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      I can teach you, but I have to charge

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    Lol. Lmao, even.

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      Naw bro. Jensen needs a full fucking airlift

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    Most expensive lay ever.

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      I think that ‘honour’ belongs to Jeff Bezos

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    Now selling the Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, CEO edition!

    No need to write tearful letters to your company and family, or dive out off sight during a coldplay concert or ask your friend how to slip your wife anti-std pills if you’re a CEO who wears our Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, patent pending.

    Artists rendition what you (a CEO) might look like when wearing them

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    Curious where this goes.

    It’s not just pillow talk about state secrets, in this situation she has leverage to ruin his family and cause billions of stock market losses to Nvidia, which he has a duty to protect.

    This was a highly exploitable situation.

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      Dude was so high on his own supply he thought a lady would actually be into a weird, dumpy, married guy.

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    Didn’t drop enough. Good forbidden tail should have been more.

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    Gave it all up for a mid looking spy

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      tbf the story so far sounds like she wasn’t and then china/CCP used leverage on her, eg. get secrets from him or we’ll kill your family

      Also I duno why do looks come up every time guys fall in love with a non-super model, maybe guys like women for more than their looks?

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    Shares-shmares. Let millionaires care about this shit.

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      do you not have any shares at all?

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        Do you? Recommend land. Soil doesn’t stop working after a solar flare.

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        Of course not.

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          62% of Americans “own stocks,” mostly through retirement-program index funds. Nvidia is about 7% of the S&P 500, so it follows that most Americans do, in fact, own shares of Nvidia, whether they know it or not. If you have a 401k, you probably have to go out of your way to avoid it.

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            I’ll take this one for the team though.

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