This reads like a North Korean headline
All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets
- Golden Scientist Trump
so back to drowning women in rivers because they float like a duck?
By she turned me into a Newt! I got better.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Golden age of ignorant people.
By golden age they mean something cheap with gold spray paint.
You mean the Trump that’s responsible for the brain drain in the US because he declared war on science and scientists? The guy that hired conspiracy theorists and fox News anchors for high regime positions and a health minister who’s into roadkill penisses, brain worms and swimming in feces while claiming paracetamol causes autism and vaccinations are bad?
Yeah, I bet he’ll be the inventor of the Idiocracy time machine. Unless that ride requires magnets.
I’m sure he could, but it would be in Europe away from him and his science denying flat earth believing pals.
Wait, this isn’t the Onion?
The golden age of “who knows what’s happening”
the article seems pretty partisan and populist. selectively chooses facts for discredit while omitting any admission of credibility. does not address the problems or issues with a proposed solution. lots of suspicion, unfair assumptions about motives, and irrelevantly keeps tieing back to the trump administration. the highly partisan angle seems to discredit arstechnica as an intelligent unpreferential information source for productive discussion.
The report also seems not to realize that it is being written by the Trump administration.
There are a few delightful digs like this in this article.
The only thing that’s golden is the tacky veneer on the White House walls in the picture.
you should see his trump tower rooms its worst.
Wasn’t even written by Beth Mole either lol
What? By dying?
Trump’s understanding of science is on a par with that of Flat Earth and Hollow Earth believers. It’s hard to foster what you don’t understand.
hollow earth is where all the kaiju come form.
That’s probably what the mean… :(
Golden Age of Science (according to Republicans): Flat Earth, Lizard People, Bigfoot, Aliens
pseudoscience, alternative science as well, crystals, Chronic lyme, anti-vaxx, humours,etc.
Bleach in veins!
clean out your hardened artieries with bleach, and probably drain cleaner.
The Golden Age will begin once the Orange Era concludes.
Do they even know how science works?
Science is now illegal for all except military.
Yeah. It’s a guy in a white lab coat (and for them, it has to be a guy) saying whatever they want him to say.
