Now I get PRs entirely written by Claude from my VP that include things like full plaintext secret keys, or reimplement an API that exists, just shittier.
“Claude wrote this in an hour, why is review taking so long”
Uhh because I can’t figure out the diplomatic way to say this is shit and you need to stop without creating an incident, and I don’t want to spend half my day reviewing crap.
Or spending hours explaining in excruciating detail all the reasons why it’s shit and what they should have done instead, make sure to throw all the heavy handed certification standards and strict audit requirements and mind numbing bike shedding naming standards back at them.
Yeah also noticing similar bullshit. People send me exact steps on what to do written by ChatGPT that understands exactly nothing about the context and is therefore often wrong or a half truth at best.
Another client has pushed a single commit to a messy project that added 70k lines and a load of new features. The project is now unmaintainable.
I am not even a developer but I’ve noticed tickets having a response written clearly by AI that miss several things I already talked to the person over teams about. Like dude read your own fucking comment before you post. The conclusion is wrong and you know that because we talked about it before you had the AI “figure out the problem” in the first place. Fuck. I know reading logs is really time consuming and annoying but the AI isn’t always very good or won’t just say “hey that log isn’t showing that I’m looking for” and instead just hallucinates something.
I don’t even hate AI, but could we at least use our fucking brains while using the AI? When it spits out code to me for my home projects, I, someone who is not a developer, still look at the code to make sure it’s not say running a loop that will hammer disk looking for 1200 files one at a time instead of pulling a directory listing and searching it or something very similar in the database I’m using. People have gotten so lazy. Maybe they’re tired of their bosses trying to force them and are providing garbage? I don’t know but can we just not? Lol.
Instructions are sloppy, code can be sloppy, but what I find is: when they review code changes they find real stuff. Not all the real stuff, but more real stuff than human reviewers typically find. A code review doesn’t need to be perfect, not even 100% correct, it just needs to show you stuff that you look at and think “damn, good to catch this now instead of in a field problem report a year from now…”
This is too real.
Now I get PRs entirely written by Claude from my VP that include things like full plaintext secret keys, or reimplement an API that exists, just shittier.
“Claude wrote this in an hour, why is review taking so long”
Uhh because I can’t figure out the diplomatic way to say this is shit and you need to stop without creating an incident, and I don’t want to spend half my day reviewing crap.
Have you tried asking them a bunch of technical questions they don’t know the answer to, until they give up?
Or spending hours explaining in excruciating detail all the reasons why it’s shit and what they should have done instead, make sure to throw all the heavy handed certification standards and strict audit requirements and mind numbing bike shedding naming standards back at them.
Yeah also noticing similar bullshit. People send me exact steps on what to do written by ChatGPT that understands exactly nothing about the context and is therefore often wrong or a half truth at best.
Another client has pushed a single commit to a messy project that added 70k lines and a load of new features. The project is now unmaintainable.
I am not even a developer but I’ve noticed tickets having a response written clearly by AI that miss several things I already talked to the person over teams about. Like dude read your own fucking comment before you post. The conclusion is wrong and you know that because we talked about it before you had the AI “figure out the problem” in the first place. Fuck. I know reading logs is really time consuming and annoying but the AI isn’t always very good or won’t just say “hey that log isn’t showing that I’m looking for” and instead just hallucinates something.
I don’t even hate AI, but could we at least use our fucking brains while using the AI? When it spits out code to me for my home projects, I, someone who is not a developer, still look at the code to make sure it’s not say running a loop that will hammer disk looking for 1200 files one at a time instead of pulling a directory listing and searching it or something very similar in the database I’m using. People have gotten so lazy. Maybe they’re tired of their bosses trying to force them and are providing garbage? I don’t know but can we just not? Lol.
I’m just glad people will write off my terrible code as AI.
Instructions are sloppy, code can be sloppy, but what I find is: when they review code changes they find real stuff. Not all the real stuff, but more real stuff than human reviewers typically find. A code review doesn’t need to be perfect, not even 100% correct, it just needs to show you stuff that you look at and think “damn, good to catch this now instead of in a field problem report a year from now…”
That’s fine when you’re looking at 1 or 2 reviews. Now try sifting through hundreds a day.
Are you guys hiring freshers by any chance ?
Is that the new name for “engineers ready to un-slop the code”?
We need some freshers in here to do skin jobs
Tyrell corp designed skin jobs for the Nexus-6 series, like Pris.
I thought “engineers ready to un-slop the code” were “forward deployed engineers” supplied by the AI companies…