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minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoWe can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes. “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 minutes agoWe all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
minus-squareRubanski@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoBeginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)