Hardware will be available, silly. ^†

You will have the “freedom” ^‡ to choose from the hardware vendor* you want. Like always! ^‡‡

^{† For $49.95 per month.}

^Terms and conditions and government social score apply.^

^‡‡ ^Authorized and approved by the department of national security and intelligence gathering agencies and the billionaire technofascist bros clubh^