My manwich!
Not a single line, but I like his song about being a bureaucrat
Requisition me a beat!
That song is also adjacent to one of my most quoted lines from Futurama, from Bureaucrat, Grade 1: “You are technically correct. The very best kind of correct.”
I’m gonna call the police… right after I flush some things
We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Switzerland is small and neutral! We’re more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
We apologize. With nice, cheap, words.
Proud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices and a complete disregard for human decency.
Of course we’re proud of you!
Is there any meat this man can’t jerk?!
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to do what you love, even if it’s not a good idea.
I’m just glad my fat ugly momma isn’t alive to see this day.
Sweet Guinea pig of Winnipeg!
Sweet… *visibly shaken* something… of something or other
Sweet bongo of the Congo!
Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!
*favorite. Not fav our ite.
