oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
recital carrots
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
Useless, we all got the embedded 5g base station with the vaccine
Works great, i always have 5 bars
I think mine interacts with the microplastics in my balls, cell reception is always better when I get morning wood.
Believe or not, still won’t be getting the mythical 1gbps
What is the actual benefit of 5g besides draining phone battery faster than LTE?
I think it has some security improvements over LTE. It is harder to track and spoof people’s phones with 5G.
Is this improvement enough to justify massive expense taxpayers incurred to fund telcos CapEx?
It also reuses old 2G/3G bands to allow much much higher throughput and therefore more customers per band
