• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    When I see you perish all I can think of is:

    You are watching TV and hear a noise in a nearby room

    PAUSE TV_

    you pause the TV but to your dismay the TV plays an ad by a political candidate!! The sounds of your nearby assailant are drowned out

    SHUT TV OFF_

    whoops! Unfortunately for you this is a smart TV! And you need your phone to shut it off

    You hear glass break.*

    Unable to pinpoint the source the source the thief you are bludgeoned by a steel bar and lay in a pool of your own blood. As your vitality seeps away through the hole in your skull, you wonder the outcomes that will never come to pass had you had YouTube Premium

    *ou perish

    START OVER? Y/N