You are watching TV and hear a noise in a nearby room
PAUSE TV_
you pause the TV but to your dismay the TV plays an ad by a political candidate!! The sounds of your nearby assailant are drowned out
SHUT TV OFF_
whoops! Unfortunately for you this is a smart TV! And you need your phone to shut it off
You hear glass break.*
…
Unable to pinpoint the source the source the thief you are bludgeoned by a steel bar and lay in a pool of your own blood. As your vitality seeps away through the hole in your skull, you wonder the outcomes that will never come to pass had you had YouTube Premium
When I see you perish all I can think of is:
You are watching TV and hear a noise in a nearby room
PAUSE TV_
you pause the TV but to your dismay the TV plays an ad by a political candidate!! The sounds of your nearby assailant are drowned out
SHUT TV OFF_
whoops! Unfortunately for you this is a smart TV! And you need your phone to shut it off
You hear glass break.*
…
Unable to pinpoint the source the source the thief you are bludgeoned by a steel bar and lay in a pool of your own blood. As your vitality seeps away through the hole in your skull, you wonder the outcomes that will never come to pass had you had YouTube Premium
*ou perish
START OVER? Y/N
You made it into a choose your own adventure template hahahahaha
That’s what years of Zork and other DOS text based adventures do to you… Oh and Shadowgate with its unfair trial and error bullshit