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hihi24522@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

We have been played for fools

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We have been played for fools

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hihi24522@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3333079

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    C++ is fiiiiine. Just use the modern variant of the language, don’t bother with hand-optimizing your memory allocators, and generally avoid anything involving pointer arithmetics. So, basically, use it like you would use Python.

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      So, basically, use it like you would use Python.

      That’s a great way to get performance as shitty as python’s.

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        C++ can do a lot of things but one thing it can’t do is perform as poorly as python.

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    It’s amazing what modern game engine’s can render. That looks almost real, kudos to the creators

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      It’s fine but have you seen starfield?

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        *chef’s kiss, followed by vomiting*

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    I feel the same every time I see JavaScript. C++ is one of those ugly but also elegant languages you should try at least once.

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    I also enjoyed this album by Incubus.

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      I wish you were here.

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        Animals

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          A Momentary Lapse of Reason

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            Meddle

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              The Wall

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          Drive

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    Or even worse embedded C

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    The people who invented C++ never went outside, otherwise they would have never invented C++.

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    The issue is not aesthetic. It is that the feel doesnt match up to the look

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