• Jeena@piefed.jeena.net
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    1 year ago

    Perfect, this will finally lock out all the old people of their devices because they forget their bitlocker password :D

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      I guess they’ll use TPM. I’m so excited to tell half of my “clients” (all seniors in the village) that they are fucked because their Laptop died.

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        Yeah, this makes sense for corporate environments with keys backed up to a centralized location like Active Directory. Not for consumers with no reasonable way to keep some key like this in a safe place as a “break glass in case of emergency” option.

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          It backs up to the Microsoft Account

          Still, some people create an @outlook.com email, set up no recovery options, forget the password, and find themselves locked out.

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        1 year ago

        You don’t need your hard drive if all your files have been secretly moved to OneDrive taps forehead.

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    It’s good, for privacy and all of course, but I remember here a Dell BIOS upgrade that basically wiped the TPM2.0 and so windows was asking for the recovery bitlocker key at boot. I have them on a encrypted USB key and anyway I can access my MS account from another device to find the key and type it.

    But I’m sure a lot of people will basically say “well, fuck, I don’t have the key”, guaranteed.

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      Which brings me to the question, how is Microsoft doing this, where will people’s keys be located? Do they force everybody to put in an USB stick?

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        If you have a microsoft account that you’ve attached to at least one windows profile, then that machine has been registered to that account, and the bitlocker key will be stored and kept to be viewed and retrieved by logging into their microsoft account, if the machine has not been registered to a microsoft account you will either have to have jotted the very lengthy key down or have saved it to a usb

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        From what I can tell when a customer brings in a computer they can’t boot and give me a look of “what did you just say to me you little shit” when I ask them if they can log into their microsoft account, they don’t give you a key.

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        Don’t know don’t care, anyone with half a brain saw windows was a sinking ship around the time they started putting ads in a $150 software but if that wasn’t enough forcing you to decline ads every 2 weeks or whatever is just psychopathic behavior so is the degraded search, I unironically would choose chrome Os or Ios over windows theses days especially since the world has moved to browsers and os doesn’t matter but any way you look at it the steam deck has proven windows has about as necessary as AOL these days, if you’re still using windows that’s a you problem, backwards compatibility be dammed you should not be relying on this company for anything crucial it can’t be trusted.

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          Good job being so smart, mama’s little smart man! You still have to eat your veggies before you can have any dessert though!

          More seriously, the overwhelming majority of businesses use Windows as their end user facing desktop OSes. You’re legitimately just being a myopic asshat if you think that Windows can’t be trusted for anything important. (Inb4 you bring up Crowdstrike, which wasn’t a Windows specific issue, but a “we have code running at kernel level” issue, and hit Linux roughly three months prior to the big clusterfuck)

          Also, your bit about $150 cost for the OS is dumb too. The average user is buying a prebuilt with the OS preinstalled. Technically they are paying for it, but it’s a wacky discounted OEM license fee baked into the full cost. Anyone not buying a rig with Windows preinstalled can use it unlicensed, can transfer license from pretty much any older Windows OS install from the last 20 years, can just use massgrave to activate it for free, or could go buy a discounted OEM license that they can only install to one machine. The full price license allows for install on multiple machines, which you don’t really need.

          My point is, very few people are paying full price for a Windows license.

          Full disclosure, I agree that Microsoft is a shit company. But this elitist shit is just stupid. Especially when it’s almost pure posturing.

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            Oh no the poor companies making money off a product might have to update a product made in 1992😱😱😱how will they ever recuperate an investment that is free every 32 years.

            Also a Monopoly is able to use monopolistic behavior to force companies to use their product and mask it as “FREE”*** then still charge the user with ads is not a good thing just look at the price delta between equivalent windows and chrome books if you don’t believe me.

            IM not saying you have to get the L word I would literally get a MacBook at this point.

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              Made in 1992?

              Niw you’re really showing your ignorance.

              Yes, NT 3.5 was released in about 1992. But it was actually a ported DEC Alpha OS from a few years before…so perhaps 1988.

              And the OS today is very different from NT 3.5. So it’s not software that was “made in 1992”.

              Not that when it was first released has any relevance anyway. Hell, I’m more partial to software that’s been around for ages. It’s demonstrated itself over time.

              But I guess someone who’s still wet behind the ears doesn’t get that.

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              The Linux boys on this site actually make me want to try it less.

              They’re the Rick and Morty fans all over again.

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          Hahahahahaha, oh yes, another “I have no idea how the world works Windows sucks” commenters.

          Come back when you’ve managed a 10,000 computer enterprise.

          No, wait, come back after managing a 12 computer SMB.

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      I always worry the the backup USB drive would be dead.

      I guess I’m one minority but kind of like an ability to fetch the key from the web. Doing that securely of course can be tough.

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        Web. USB. Printout in a safe. On my phone. In Keypass. Etc, etc.

        I’m not relying on a single copy.

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    […] device encryption will be enabled by default when you first sign in or set up a device with a Microsoft account or work / school account.

    For devices with a TPM, this has literally been the case since Windows 10 1803 back in 2018.

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      If you’re getting tickets, I assume you mean at work? What’s a business doing running Home and no Domain? This isn’t an issue on machines joined to a domain.

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        I work at an MSP, so we have clients who refuse to pay money to have good tech. Plenty of them have no domain, use Home, and just cheap out and then get mad when they have constant issues. We try to tell them to buy better shit, but they don’t wanna hear it. 🤷‍♀️

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    yeah, no kidding, a real bitch if you want to back up your systems, and the hit to processing speed is significant, though with it enabled, the days of popping out a hard drive, and grabbing whatever the hell’s on there with a usb connection are over

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      AES-NI has been standard for over a decade. There shouldn’t be a significant hit to processing speed.

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        and i work with dozens of disparate windows systems on multiple hardware platforms on the regular, the speed degradation with bitlocker encryption still exists, and is noticeable

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          You’ve benchmarked this? Using what encryption algorithm, what processors, what benchmark?

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      the days of popping out a hard drive, and grabbing whatever the hell’s on there with a usb connection are over

      Independent repair shops are going to suffer big time from this.

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        well, if the customer provides them the bitlocker key, then they can access and manipulate the data on the drive, if not, they’re fucked

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          I’ve supported bitlocker in corporate deployments. I have also spent some time in independent repair shops. I have little confidence in users to supply a bitlocker key, let alone even know what one is. I anticipate a lot of “what? I already gave you my password.”

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      You can still mount it to another machine if you have the key. It’s an extra layer of pain in the ass, though.

      I don’t use an M$ account so if your key is backed up to the cloud (aside: can’t wait to read the headline about when that gets breached) I don’t personally know offhand how difficult it is to extricate your BitLocker keys from Microsoft.

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    Tom’s Hardware tested this software version of BitLocker last year and found it could slow drives by up to 45 percent.

    WTF‽ In Linux full disk encryption overhead is minimal:

    While in pure I/O benchmarks like FIO there is an obvious impact to full disk encryption and other synthetic workloads, across the real-world benchmarks the performance impact of running under full disk encryption tended to be minimal

    https://www.phoronix.com/review/hp-devone-encrypt/5

    There’s like five million ways you can use disk encryption on Linux though and not all of them are very performant. So keep that in mind if you see other benchmarks showing awful performance (use the settings Phoronox used).

    I suspect Microsoft made some poor decisions in regards to disk encryption (probably because of bullshit/insecure-by-design FIPS compliance) and now they’re stuck with them.

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    The anti-MS here is annoying. They set up online accounts by default to improve usability and its complaints about privacy. They set up full disk encryption at rest by default to improve privacy and its complaints about usability.

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      Agreed. The immature iamsosmart user base is making me strongly consider leaving Lemmy for good. There just aren’t enough actual professionals here for any serious discussion in a technical community. It’s just a bunch of 20-year-olds who think they have the world figured out. And they all downvote based on emotion rather than facts (which I am quite prepared for).

      Microsoft accounts, OneDrive, and BitLocker are absolutely great features for the average user providing SSO, cloud storage with ransomware-proof backups, and seamless full-disk encryption.

      I love Linux too, but there seems to be no room for nuance on Lemmy. These children are insufferable.

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        If they are so great, why do they need to be continuously shoved down the throats of users who don’t want them? That’s the part everyone hates. The dark patterns everywhere.

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          They’re not dark patterns. You kids love throwing that term at everything. They’re simply secure defaults because the average user doesn’t change defaults. And “continuously?” Please. 🙄

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            And “continuously?” Please. 🙄

            Do you really want me to count the number of times I’ve switched default browsers away from Edge, only to have it reverted back? And yes, hiding the local account option from the setup screen is a dark pattern.

            You kids

            I’m probably twice as old as you are. I’ve used MS OSes since MS-DOS 3.0.

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              Do you really want me to count the number of times I’ve switched default browsers away from Edge, only to have it reverted back?

              So you suck at managing computers. Got it. This has never happened to me, but I also don’t install every third party app under the sun trying to fight how Windows is designed to work. I bet you have some shady custom start menu app and run CCleaner and defrag on a schedule.

              I’ve used MS OSes since MS-DOS 3.0.

              Ooh, big flex. I can go back even further but it doesn’t matter because only one of us here seems to know how to use MS OSes without everything randomly changing on them due to *checks notes* “dark patterns.”

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        I lost all of my data on a tablet that had Bitlocker installed without my knowledge. Not one time was I ever told that my drive was encrypted or that there was even something called Bitlocker or that I should write down some password or code. Bitlocker activated because of an OS update, and I had no way to unlock it so I had to wipe the drive. I don’t have an MS account, because I have no need to give MS all of my data, so I couldn’t unlock it that way either. And no, I’m not a 20 year old; I’m someone who has used computers since before the internet and have no interest in setting up a corporate account for every watch, shoe, phone, video game, car, etc. I have no interest in giving MS all of my pictures, documents, emails, and browsing history.

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          Bitlocker activated because of an OS update

          This did not happen. You did something to enable it.

          I don’t have an MS account, because I have no need to give MS all of my data

          If you had one, all of your data would have been safe in OneDrive and easily recoverable. But I’m sure the irony is completely lost on all the anti-MS people here. Nah, it must be Microsoft’s fault you didn’t have backups when you broke your tablet.

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      Setting up online accounts and allowing login via online accounts is fine. Forcing the use of an online account to use an operating system is not OK. They are actively blocking workarounds people use to setup their machine with a local account only.

      Providing an easy (perhaps upon installation or first login) method to enable full disk encryption is a good thing. Automatically doing it without user intervention is not.

      I would say that enabling it by default and offering a way to disable it before it happens on a laptop makes sense. I have bitlocker enabled on my laptop. But I cannot see any real reason to put it on my desktop. The number of cases where bitlocker on my desktop makes sense are too few to bother with the potential for problems it brings.

      The two things are also linked, I suspect they will tie in your bitlocker unlock keys to the microsoft account they force you to login with on computer/windows setup. Should you lose access through any means you could lose access to your account, you’re one misclick/hardware change away from bricking your system.

      I also wonder, say for example your Microsoft account becomes banned/deleted through some obscure TOS violation and your PC doesn’t have any local accounts configured. Are you locked out of your PC?

      I’m not anti microsoft. I’m anti a lot of their recent actions, and cynical about their overall intentions regarding them.

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      They set up online accounts by default to improve usability

      Hahahahaha, you’re kidding, right? Or do you genuinely believe this?

      Unless you mean usability for MS tracking and telemetry of home users who lack the expertise of enterprise IT (which uses Windows Pro, and disables/blocks the MS tracking via Group Policy, which isn’t available on Windows Home).

      The reason for defaulting to an MS account, and making it practically required (they even hide creating a local account during setup if it has a network connection), is to capture even more user data and telemetry.

      Now, defaulting to encryption is a good thing. But, the way to do it is to explain during setup (and have a process for) saving the key to another device immediately after setup - such as a thumb drive. Or even printing it, saving it to a text file, etc, etc.

      It should also explain how critical it is, and not to trust saving it to a single device/location.

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      If you read that article it’s only slow on systems that don’t have hardware acceleration, which basically isn’t any system from the past half a decade at least (and definitely not anything that would have a compatible TPM)

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        I’m rocking a 12-year-old 3930k with BitLocker on all drives and it’s perfectly fine.

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    Do the average Windows user really need BitLocker device encryption? They don’t. The only users who need BitLocker are business’ and government workers.

    Also 99% of Windows users are going to get locked out of their computers.

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      Everyone needs drive encryption.

      And no, 99% of Windows users aren’t going to get locked out.

      99% of Windows boxes are business boxes, which already are encrypted (and if they aren’t, that’s some bad IT).

      This really only affects Home users, who don’t enable encryption because they don’t know any better. I have no doubt we’ll see quite a few people have issues because they lose their key and can’t recover their data. This is why MS should provide clear directions during setup about storing the key. Instead they’re going to keep it in people’s OneDrive/365 account. Such a bad idea. Now I’ve gotta write documentation for friends and family about what NOT to do during setup.

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    Cool, let all the dumb fuck time vampires suffer. I won’t be helping anyone with shit. “Shoulda bought a Mac”