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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    Oh, right. Then it must be Bob Marley’s hair:

    • Plum@lemmy.world
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      No that’s dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.

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        No, that’s Dreadnought. Deadlock is a Batman villain who is an expert in firearms.

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          Not, you’re thinking of Deadshot. A deadlock is a Scottish body of water that has been polluted to the point that no life exists in the lake.

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            No, you’re thinking of a dead lach. A deadlock is an anti folk music pioneer—not really dead yet though he claims to be dead inside.

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              No, you’re thinking of Lach who as far as I know is still alive. Deadlock is that cyborg guy from Marvel comics.

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              sorry to ruin the chain but it’s loch, not lach. no irn bru for you!

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                Eh I just misspelled it, the spirit, pronunciation are still there. I consider the chain in tact.

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        Hmmm. I think you’re thinking of a dreadnaught. A deadlock is a magic using class in popular roleplaying games whose game powers are granted by a powerfu, but often manipulative, patron.

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          No that’s a dead loch. A deadlock is the bond of matrimony between two individuals

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