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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

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Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    “cross-platform” exe

    lists windows, windows, and windows disguised as wine

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      Fun fact: The Windows executable format is originally based on an old Unix executable format.

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      Wine is a great emulator.

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        Wine Is Not an Emulator.

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          Gottem

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          Winae?

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            The “an” was the only thing not capitalized.

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    Haha if im not mistaken this might be about that guy saying wtf github why no exe? I’m sure someone has the link.

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      I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

      I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

      WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don’t understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

      https://old.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/

      • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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        Looking at the history of that user, that’s either a 12 year old or a grade D troll.

        Let’s remember how relatively nice Lemmy is right now…

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          It has a certain shitposty quality to it

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        This highlights how [1] compiling on windows and configuring a compiler and settings is a PITA and [2] Windows has no package manager.

        Yes, yes, we understand. Maybe cry and beg daddy Windows harder and maybe they will be kind enough to condescend… I mean probably not.

        Maybe if he White Knights and SIMPs harder Sempai will notice him.

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          This used to be true but not anymore

          Winget is still pretty young but very functional. And WingetUI is wonderful

          And Chocolatey has been around for a long time as an unofficial Windows package manager

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    proprietary, why did they mention that if they wanna marketing broo

    • Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Because it’s fake, it’s a joke about that GitHub troll a couple weeks ago

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    …I’m confused unless this is just a fake joke image. Is there really a Microsoft page dedicated to .exe like this? A quick Google only returned non-MS results for me and I can’t be bothered to look beyond that.

    Also, what is there to even download for this? Just a link to Visual Studio to compile your own executables…?

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      Some dude was ranting somewhere recently about GitHub and “I just want the damn exe, not a bunch of stupid code”. It became a bit of a meme.

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