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ngn@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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ngn@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    At least God didn’t say Bad Request

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can’t afford to have any more outages or we’ll miss all our SLAs!

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    First I’ll ask on heavenoverflow what’s wrong. If it’s too complicated to fix I’ll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.

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    404 - Heaven not found

  • bleistift2@feddit.de
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    More like 503.

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      In my case it’s more like something from the 400 range

      • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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        403, oof.

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    Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/

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      Lols :)

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    Damn, the Talos principle was a good game

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    Try the stairway

  • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “Let’s see your nginx logs and config. They’ll point us in the right direction…Oh did you mean to have the ‘human_suffering’ option set? Yeah… It’s that on by default and you have to intentionally override it.”

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    Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.

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    That’s just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.

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